You should meet the guy who thinks that every film's a documentary.
He thinks that heroes fill the skies and monsters fill the valley.
And we've survived a thousand alien invasions,
And we've fought back the advances of the sea.
He knows that monsters might be real but they're not so strong as you and me.

You know real life can be as boring as fuck.
Well, historical dramas are for old people
And reality TV sucks.
So sometimes I doubt the intentions of the human spirit.
And even if they're good we'll only hear it for a day or two or three.

I was talking to the guy who says that every film's a documentary.
He says the good guys always win because of narrative causality.
And I can't even tell if he's lying,
Let alone if he's wrong or if he's right.
Or if reality and misery are meant to make the hell of it all right.

You know real life can be as boring as fuck.
Well these historical dramas are for old people
And reality TV sucks.
So sometimes I doubt the triumph of the human spirit.
And if such a thing exists we'll only hear it for a day or two or three.

You know real life can be as boring as fuck.
Well, historical dramas are for old people
And reality TV sucks.
So sometimes I doubt the triumph of the human spirit.
And if such a thing exists we'll only hear it for a day or two or three.